By following the simple advice on a Dr. Phil Show, I have finally found inner peace.?

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.





So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;


and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreo's, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Godiva Chocolates.





You have no idea how freaking good I feel.By following the simple advice on a Dr. Phil Show, I have finally found inner peace.?
Ha ha ha ha.......


No wonder...with the Terror in your house...


However..he's not going to like you finishing off his Oreo's he started.


Ha ha ha....he's driving you to drink...By following the simple advice on a Dr. Phil Show, I have finally found inner peace.?
It shows your greatness with sharp conscious mind only. I knew one great Indian philosopher Thatthathreya who once proclaimed that a crow shown a great path to him and told it is also his Guru(saint) on seeing a incident. There was a struggle between a crow having a fish in its peak and two eagles for that fish. After some good chit chatting struggle the crow dropped the fish and sate quietly on a tree. But the struggle continued between the eagles. The saint on seeing this incident took it as a lesion for him to achieve peace of mind. When we go away from any struggle means we can achieve achieve peace of mind. God bless you for your well being and achieve great things for peace of mind.
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You didn't find the ones under the bed or in the linen closet that the lil Terror hid on you....


Carry on...the party's jusssst starting...ha ha ha
LOL, I am surprised your typing is quite accurate! :)
quiet nice
lol nice, thats the way to go. XD
He he he...stay bombed...


then no matter what the lil Terror does it won't bother you.





He he he......